Are you disappointed you can’t participate in the Winter Olympics? Ah, but the CHOIR Olympics are about to begin and we need more participants! You won’t even have to travel to SOCHI; just to church! No need to CROSS-COUNTRY ski; only thru Johnsburg.
ICE SKATE thru the snowy parking lot to get to choir practice. No need to CURL your hair; come as you are. Let your SKELETON try to RACE up the 33 choir loft steps for practice and Masses.
You’ll score a perfect 10.0 from our choir director if you can carry a tune. We promise you a GOLD MEDAL from God at the CLOSING CEREMONIES of your life.